Holy—- wow.

DMX just found out who Barack Obama is

This month, XXL magazine features an interview with rapper DMX that is sure to go down as one of the craziest non-starters ever put to print. One can almost hear DMX’s cracked-out growl popping off mono-syllabic responses to questions he never really heard in the first place as he fiddles with the controls of his latest RC plane. By the end of the thing, writer Clover Hope just gives up…hilariously. Highlights include:

-DMX doesn’t remember with whom or where he signed his record contract.

-DMX still listens to Nas and Scarface – exclusively.

-DMX has never liked a new rapper. Ever.

-DMX has never heard of Barack Obama until the interviewer told him.

-DMX doesn’t believe Obama’s mom named him Barack.

-DMX doesn’t want to be sleepy happy.

Here’s the Barack excerpt. I urge everyone on the planet to follow the link above [or just read this] to the full craziness.

Are you following the presidential race?
Not at all.

You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
His name is Barack?!

Barack Obama, yeah.
Barack?!

Barack.
What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?

Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
Barack Obama?

Yeah.
What the fuck?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta here.

You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
I ain’t really paying much attention.

I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the fuck, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.

So you’re not following the race. You can’t vote right?
Nope.

Sometimes it’s a very good thing felons can’t vote.